I had a day off today. I love my mondays off. But today, I come home for my day-off adventures somewhat frustrated, and asking myself, 'why?'.
One of the things I love doing on my day off is visiting different cafes that I've heard good things about. Sometimes I've been there before, and know what to expect, other times it's a whole new experience. Today I had three coffee's on my adventure:
Coffee #1: a doppio-ristretto-piccolo-latte at kafenio ... sounds wanky I know, and it did confuse the poor waitress, but Bill the barista knew what I meant (he joked: a dopio ristretto with milk). As was expected, it was pretty darn good.
Coffee #2: A ristretto at Grind, around the corner (I'm not afraid of going to cronulla beach!). I love this place because when you stand and order at the bar, Richard has a good old chat with you, and you can see everything he's doing - grinding, dosing, tamping, and you can see the extraction for yourself. The ristretto was great, topped only by Richards excellent service.
Coffee #3: I was christmas shopping with my wife at Miranda fair, we walked past a cafe upstairs from starbucks. And what do I see on the bench? A shiny brand-spankin'-new Synesso Cyncra ... one of only 2 in sydney. These are stunning machines made in the states. I'm led to believe that each group has it's own independant PID'd boiler ... this is almost the complete geek machine. So I order a ristretto. The girl at the counter says, 'that's a pretty small drink, do you want a double, you get more that way.' ... no I want a ristretto. 'ah, so you're just after a quick buzz.' ... no, I like the taste of ristretto's. I've already had a few coffee's today, a single will be fine thanks.
The guy starts to make my drink ... locks the portafilter in, re-offers me a double (I think he thought I was being ripped off) ... he's about to start the shot, but he can't find an espresso cup. So he walks off to find a cup. While he's gone, I start reading the little signs they've stuck all over the machine:
'CHECK THIS OUT!' little write up about the machine, one of only two in sydney blah blah blah ... 'so now Miranda's best coffee is even better'.
The guy comes back with a cup, pulls my shot. We chat ever-so briefly about the machine (he complained that it's a manual machine - there's no 'one cup' 'two cup' buttons to press, so you have to watch the shots ... in a really busy cafe, I understand this ... but then campos do something like a couple of hundred kilo's of coffee a week, and they go manual!?!?!), and coyly hands me the cup.
He either realises that I take coffee just a little too seriously and he's not sure if what he's made is up to my standard, or he still thinks I'm being ripped off for such a small amount of liquid. Probably more the latter, judging by the look on his face.
The shot was drinkable, but nothing all that remarkable. Nothing as good as Kafenio or grind ... but come on. If you're going to drop that much (read: obscene amount) money on a synesso cyncra, and if you're going to boast about how good your coffee is, then it better be damn good. This coffee was not.
I'm growing really tired of cafe's that advertise that thier coffee is the 'best in ...' when all they serve is stale, ashy tasting swill. I think about places like grind (who use a wega), who make a far better drink than this place, with a cheaper machine that doesn't perform nearly as well. But grind doesn't boast like that. What about campos - they use La Marzocco Linea's ... great machines, but not the best there is out there, and not a word of boasting in sight. And most people would rate campos as one of the top three cafes in sydney.
The bottom line is, at the cafe end of the whole coffee industry, you can have the best equipment in the world, but if you don't educate and train your barista's well, it won't make one iota of difference in the cup. A good barista can pull amazing espresso out of an average machine.
To all the cafe owners out there: if you must boast, at least give your barista's the best training you can find.
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