And now for something completely different. (humour)

Dry_bean.

This link is well worth checking, Hilarious British animal voiceovers.
http://www.wimp.com/animalvoiceovers/

Dry_bean.

Cant believe the thread has been viewed 24 times and not a single reply. I've noticed in the past the humour threads don't seem to fare well on this forum. :stir

sidoney

Ahhh now I get you!! I did see that video a while back. So you would like to see something like this?

sidoney

And ...

sidoney

sidoney

sidoney

That was really interesting AM. It really does show the power of stereotypes. The more you know the less powerful the stereotype - I wonder how many of those people (should we call them experimental subjects?) did or did not have any contact with biker types. In the early part, where it was being set up, one of the blokes at the front is having a bit of a look around and a chuckle. That made me chuckle too. It would have been funny to be one of the blokes - but a bit sad, too.

Dry_bean.

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Now having lived part of a particular life style for a while, it was always a  bit of a joke at times as to the way people judge... Love this on many levels... [embed=425,349]http://youtu.be/g6OaSzoSpHE[/embed]

Ain't human nature and preconceptions amazing.

sidoney

Koffee_Kosmo

How about this one KK

Dry_bean.

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How about this one KK

Ya gotta smile at that,, if you've been down that way you know it's possible. :laugh:

sidoney

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch in Bonita Springs , doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, 'Do you still get horny?' The other replies, 'Oh sure I do.' The first old lady asks, 'What do you do about it?' The second old lady replies, 'I suck a lifesaver.' After a few moments, the first old lady asks, 'Who drives you to the beach?'

Lwowiak

A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organization. Very Impressive! Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, 'The Place,' and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange.When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I observed that he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve our soup I inquired, 'Why the spoon?' 'Well,' he explained, 'the restaurant's owner hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all of our processes.After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil.It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift.' As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he replaced it with his spare. 'I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now.' I was impressed. I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter's fly. Looking around, I saw that all of the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So, before he walked off, I asked the waiter,'Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?' "Oh, certainly!' Then he lowered his voice.'Not everyone is so observant.That consulting firm I mentioned also learned that we can save time in the restroom. By tying this string to the tip of our pennises, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39%. I asked quietly, 'After you get it out, how do you put it back?' 'Well,' he whispered, 'I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon.'

askthecoffeeguy

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A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organization. Very Impressive! Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, 'The Place,' and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange.When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I observed that he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets. When the waiter came back to serve our soup I inquired, 'Why the spoon?' 'Well,' he explained, 'the restaurant's owner hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all of our processes.After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil.It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift.' As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he replaced it with his spare. 'I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now.' I was impressed. I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter's fly. Looking around, I saw that all of the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So, before he walked off, I asked the waiter,'Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?' "Oh, certainly!' Then he lowered his voice.'Not everyone is so observant.That consulting firm I mentioned also learned that we can save time in the restroom. By tying this string to the tip of our pennises, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39%. I asked quietly, 'After you get it out, how do you put it back?' 'Well,' he whispered, 'I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon.'

Hahaha  - love it! Which reminds me - Q)  What's  the difference between a consultant and a wanker? A)  A wanker knows what he is doing!

gogreenpower

Gave me a cackle

derrilex

Looks like what I flushed down the crapper this morning. Tis a da besta crema ever. Da besta crema mamma mia  :rofl: :rofl:

Brett H

No green apples in that cup!  :stir mI notice that he doesn't actually drink it.  DX, time for a check up me thinks!  :pan

askthecoffeeguy

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Best coffee in the world and such great crema  :rofl:  Problem is, this is the reason why there are so many confused people when it comes to research and understanding what is good and what is NOT. [embed=425,349]

notice too that he's too embarrassed to show his face - and rightly so!

Thundergod

on 1323351948:

Now having lived part of a particular life style for a while, it was always a  bit of a joke at times as to the way people judge... Love this on many levels... [embed=425,349]http://youtu.be/g6OaSzoSpHE[/embed]

Though I try not to, even I succumb to prejudice at times. Many years ago I was at the world premier of Mad Max. In the foyer before the movie I noticed some bikers so I shepherded the family away a little. Didin't think anything more about it until the cast took a bow after the movie and I noticed that the huge ugly looking guy from the foyer was "The Toecutter" now on stage accepting applause.  :doh:

Thundergod

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Best coffee in the world and such great crema  :rofl:  Problem is, this is the reason why there are so many confused people when it comes to research and understanding what is good and what is NOT. [embed=425,349]

At 0:19 you can see the "EXPRESSO" label on the machine.  :o

beanflying

Worthy! If it reads, looks or smells like like it's to good to be true then ...... [attachimg=1]

Kelsey

Had me laughing out loud (for reals) with that second one AM

beanflying

Coffee related only in that be nice to the moo cows lest they turn  :coffee2: [embed=425,349]

beanflying

[attachimg=1] Still not sure if North Korea is more scary or the possibility of the US getting another non savvy idiot as President is more of a worry :doh: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2012/07/mitt-romneys-olympic-trouble-continue.html

beanflying

A little Black Humor but yep I have been to the right of Curve in my Melbourne work days all to often [attachimg=1]

Kelsey

Five cups doesn't even touch the sides at the moment. Just makes me jittery.

beanflying

Important Safety Message but worthy of the Humor section too :coffee2: [embed=425,349]

beanflying

I have had a car go sideways during a crossing but this is just awesome  :thumb: http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=284610414976820

derrilex

Thats some boolshit right there  :thumb: :thumb: :rofl: Best done in someone else's 4b

FreshCoffee2

abcnews service informs us how some people like to make themselves feel better...: Florida Couple Can't Stop Their Coffee Enemas TLC's "My Strange Addiction" episode profiles couple's cleansing ritual. http://abcnews.go.com/Health/florida-couple-addicted-coffee-enemas/story?id=18433235

Lwowiak

Bob, a 70 year old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the country club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. His friends at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?' Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!' They're bowled over, but continue to ask. how'd you persuade her to marry you?' 'I lied about my age ', Bob replies. 'What, did you tell her you were only 50?' Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.'